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“I WILL KILL YOU!”
You hear someone shout from the living room.
Norway runs into the kitchen to where you were preparing sugar cookies to hand out.
He hides behind you just before Iceland comes into the kitchen with a highly flustered face gritting his teeth.
Now you were confused.
Why was Norway hiding from Iceland?
“Err…what’s…going on?” You question both countries.
Iceland looks at you then turns away, his face turning even redder.
“He called me big brother~” Norway still crouched behind you cooed mockingly
“He called you big brother? How’d you do that?”
Iceland whips his head toward both of you having a look of rage pasted onto his cool exterior.
“HE TRICKED ME! HE USED DIRTY METHODS! HE’S A PERVERT!”
Norway chuckled from behind you.
“…what exactly did he do…?”
He just turned his head mumbling something to himself in his own language.
“Well I’m not telling her.” Norway states bluntly
“Neither am I” Iceland replies harshly
“Heeeeeeeey that’s not fair!” You cross your arms and pout.
You were just about to persuade them when you hear a loud obnoxious voice.
“Oi [Name]! You wanna know what happened?” Denmark walks in holding his video camera
Both boys turn their heads and glare at the Danish man.
“Anko, give me the camera.” Norway  stands in front of the Dane his hand outstretched.
“Oh come on~ [Name] deserves to know! I mean she was technically part of i-AAAAAAAACK!!”
Norway grabs his tie and starts to choke him with it.
Denmark’s hold on the camera is let loose and dropped to the ground while the poor Dane is choked.
Seeing this is your chance you pick up the camera while Denmark was being choked by Norway, and Iceland standing by giving death glares to him.
You turn the camera on and go into the gallery,
You press the play video.
It was you.
.
In the living room
.
On the couch
.
Only in your bra and underwear…
.
On top of Iceland.
.
“[N-Name] wh-what are y-you doing?!”
“I know you like me Ice~” The so called ‘you’ whispers into his ear.
“I’ll satisfy you~ If you do something for me~”
.
.
“…What do you want?”

W-W-What!?
You go up against his ear,
“Call me big brother~”
.
.
.
Oh Hell No.
.
.
.
“L-Le….Let…g-go…o-of….Nck…necktie!”  Denmark managed to stutter out as Norway kept his grip on.
.
.
.
.
“NOOOOOOOOOOORWAAAAAAAAAY~”
Norway stops choking to hear the scariest name calling he had ever heard, even worse than Belarus calling for Big Brother Russia.
He looks in your direction to see you with a smile on your face holding the video camera, with the most frightening aura ever.
Iceland also looks and becomes redder in the process.
Now this is going to be fun.
This is a short story!
I hope you enjoy it :iconhappyhappyplz:
Enjoy Norway and Iceland~! :iconyaynorwayplz: :iconyayicelandplz:

I do not own Hetalia or you unless you want me to.
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:iconcutehetaliatokyo12:
CuteHetaliaTokyo12 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
WAIT NORWAY STOLE MY CLOTHES OR DID HE USE A SPELL OR SOMETHING!!!!!
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XxArtemisWolfxX Featured By Owner Edited Apr 28, 2016  New Deviant
NORWAY


What the actual literal fry

•-•

N O R W AY
R U N LIKE THE W I N D
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:iconfirelove355:
Firelove355 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2016  Student Writer
Im not going to murder anyone but....


NORWAY, TO THE CORNER AND NO MAGIC FOR A MONTH! 
Norway: ;-;
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sparkles122 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2016
Me *chases norway around the house*
Norway *screams bloody murder*
Everyone else *stays a 20 meter radius away from me*

:3
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sparkles122 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2016
Me *chases norway around the house*
Norway *screams bloody murder*
Everyone else *stays a 20 meter radius away from me*
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:iconsparkles122:
sparkles122 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2016
Me *chases norway around the house*
Norway *screams bloody murder*
Everyone else *stays a 20 meter radius away from me*
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:iconsparkles122:
sparkles122 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2016
Me *chases norway around the house*
Norway *screams bloody murder*
Everyone else *stays a 20 meter radius away from me*
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:iconelfiri:
Elfiri Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me: JESUS GUY WHAT THE FUCKING HELL OH NOW YOU GOT HER ALL 2P!!

*ALASKA CHASES ME*

ME:FMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

*RUNS WITH NORWAY AND ICE*
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:iconvinylsushi:
VinylSushi Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2016
This is the moment Norway realized, he fucked up xD
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:iconsharoma:
Sharoma Featured By Owner Edited Feb 1, 2016
OH
H (Alphabets) E (Alphabets) L Alphabets (Words) L Alphabets (Words) 

NO

Circle: OH MY GOD NORWAY ICELAND RUN I'LL HOLD HER OFF HOLY SHI-
*running noise*
ME:Scary Jack 
Circle: OH MY GOD NO SHES GONE 2P- *runs with Norway and Iceland*
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:iconnotoriousinflection:
notoriousInflection Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New Deviant
oH JEGUS 

Israel: Oh my potatos what have you done

Laos: Holy-
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:iconirislam:
IrisLam Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
NORWAY GET YOUR ASS OVER HEAR I NEED TO BEAT YOU WITH MY PEACE PRIZE
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:iconsparklystarlights:
SparklyStarLights Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Norwaaaaaaay~ you're screwed :iconrussiarapefacepls:
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:iconhetaliafangirl756:
Hetaliafangirl756 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2016  Student Photographer
ohhh norway~~~ come out come out wherever you are
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:iconmystinadragon:
MystinaDragon Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2016
Did he use his magic to make him look like me?
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:iconkawaiilove2000:
KawaiiLove2000 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2016
Yeah. At least I'm pretty sure he did. If you add up the information that Denmark, the video, (and kinda) Norway and Iceland gave you. It makes sense. (At least for me)
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:iconmystinadragon:
MystinaDragon Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2016
It would is scary to imagine if he didnt😱😨CHICA INTENSIFIES chat icon Chica's Nope Door Chat Icon Luke's Epic Face Shocked Blonde Cow (Shocked) (Flying hair) I kinda like that cow
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:iconkawaiilove2000:
KawaiiLove2000 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2016
Yeah. Hehe. And that cow is fabulous. XD Link: Purple is Fabulous 
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:iconmystinadragon:
MystinaDragon Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2016
Omg that now I know why that cow reminds me of myselfSo Fabulous (Emoticon Gif) 
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:iconkawaiilove2000:
KawaiiLove2000 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2016
Haha. So fab. I gave Birth to FABULOUS!  -Jacksepticeye Free2use fabulous 
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:iconmystinadragon:
MystinaDragon Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2016
Kinda like Poland and Flavio Poland (Intro) [V4] ~Poland Fabulous Smile~ 
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:iconkawaiilove2000:
KawaiiLove2000 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2016
Yass!! (I love Hetalia XD) LietPol Glomp 
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:iconolympia7:
Olympia7 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*Takes out choppy the katana *
Norway and Iceland:RUN EVERYONE RUN
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:iconwhat-in-the:
what-in-the Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2015
Well now my little perverts... Let's have some fun. *insert creepy laughter here*
Iceland: I'm in trouble too here, aren't i? Norge, I say we both run.
norwary: I couldn't agree more.
*both run with me in pursuit*
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:iconwingweeper:
Wingweeper Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2015
Ooohohoho~
We're going to have fun~
-Takes out my Scythe with one of my signature grins-
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:iconwillowstar44:
Willowstar44 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
:isee3d: I See 3D 50x50 derp Nooooorwaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy Come here sweetie~~
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:iconkitty55magical:
Kitty55Magical Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Meowth Uh Oh noooooooooooooorwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~
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:icondhamila:
Dhamila Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
ok now that creepy... 
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:iconkitty55magical:
Kitty55Magical Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
yall can't stop me!!!! *flails away*
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:icondhamila:
Dhamila Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
uhm... *sweatdrop*
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:iconkitty55magical:
Kitty55Magical Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
flail plz HAHAHAHAHA FACE OF EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
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:iconkspowell2002:
Kspowell2002 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2015  Student Filmographer
Well this weekend is going to be anything but pleasant 
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:iconkatsunuke:
Katsunuke Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
At this moment, Norway knew he had fucked up!
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:icondudegirl3:
dudegirl3 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*takes denmark's tie and puts it on norway and starts choking him*
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:iconbloodytearsorbea:
BloodyTearsorBea Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2015
I'm going to spare Iceland and hide/eat/drink Norway's butter and coffee. >:) anyone want some coffee or butter?
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:iconshadowryuotaku:
ShadowRyuOtaku Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I'll have some....
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:iconbloodytearsorbea:
BloodyTearsorBea Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2015
Ok! :3 *gives coffee and butter* take it all please.
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:iconshadowryuotaku:
ShadowRyuOtaku Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
ARIGATO~
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:iconbloodytearsorbea:
BloodyTearsorBea Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2015
No problem~ :3
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:iconbloodytearsorbea:
BloodyTearsorBea Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2015
>:-)
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:iconbloodytearsorbea:
BloodyTearsorBea Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2015
*** >: )
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:icongirlfoxy:
GirlFoxy Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2015
Norway~ Would you like to meet Sachiko Shinozaki?~
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:iconsilver0-0:
Silver0-0 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
and that's how reader and Iceland started dating.
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:iconsilverdragonartist:
SilverDragonArtist Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
//loads up scone machine gun// HEHEHEH
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:iconnordicfangirl10:
NordicFanGirl10 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2015
*Loads 84-74-K(my oun special gun)* SVE BRING FI-SAN WERE GOIN ICE AN NORGE HUNTIN!!!!!!~~~
(Im Lynn_Loravile from Wattpad)
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:iconsilverdragonartist:
SilverDragonArtist Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
(Oh)

AHAHAHA *BAM*
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:iconkimoraboo3r:
Kimoraboo3r Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2015
Nun-uh! You peeps forgot the explosions!!!


*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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:iconaemham:
Aemham Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2015
*Gets out the bae-gel and repeatedly whacks Norway with it until he somehow passes out*


Iceland: You are the only person I know that can attack someone with a bagel.

Me: *Pets bae-gel* MY PRECIOUS *Eats it* Eating 
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:iconchickiebruh:
ChickieBruh Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
omg this is by far the most random awesome attack ever XD I applaud you. Clapping APPLAUSE CLAP Homura Clapping Icon Clap 
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:iconothelle:
Othelle Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2015
BETTER RUN BETTER RUN OUTRUN MY GUNS~
*belts lyrics, sounds like a dying whale*
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