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“I WILL KILL YOU!”
You hear someone shout from the living room.
Norway runs into the kitchen to where you were preparing sugar cookies to hand out.
He hides behind you just before Iceland comes into the kitchen with a highly flustered face gritting his teeth.
Now you were confused.
Why was Norway hiding from Iceland?
“Err…what’s…going on?” You question both countries.
Iceland looks at you then turns away, his face turning even redder.
“He called me big brother~” Norway still crouched behind you cooed mockingly
“He called you big brother? How’d you do that?”
Iceland whips his head toward both of you having a look of rage pasted onto his cool exterior.
“HE TRICKED ME! HE USED DIRTY METHODS! HE’S A PERVERT!”
Norway chuckled from behind you.
“…what exactly did he do…?”
He just turned his head mumbling something to himself in his own language.
“Well I’m not telling her.” Norway states bluntly
“Neither am I” Iceland replies harshly
“Heeeeeeeey that’s not fair!” You cross your arms and pout.
You were just about to persuade them when you hear a loud obnoxious voice.
“Oi [Name]! You wanna know what happened?” Denmark walks in holding his video camera
Both boys turn their heads and glare at the Danish man.
“Anko, give me the camera.” Norway  stands in front of the Dane his hand outstretched.
“Oh come on~ [Name] deserves to know! I mean she was technically part of i-AAAAAAAACK!!”
Norway grabs his tie and starts to choke him with it.
Denmark’s hold on the camera is let loose and dropped to the ground while the poor Dane is choked.
Seeing this is your chance you pick up the camera while Denmark was being choked by Norway, and Iceland standing by giving death glares to him.
You turn the camera on and go into the gallery,
You press the play video.
It was you.
.
In the living room
.
On the couch
.
Only in your bra and underwear…
.
On top of Iceland.
.
“[N-Name] wh-what are y-you doing?!”
“I know you like me Ice~” The so called ‘you’ whispers into his ear.
“I’ll satisfy you~ If you do something for me~”
.
.
“…What do you want?”

W-W-What!?
You go up against his ear,
“Call me big brother~”
.
.
.
Oh Hell No.
.
.
.
“L-Le….Let…g-go…o-of….Nck…necktie!”  Denmark managed to stutter out as Norway kept his grip on.
.
.
.
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“NOOOOOOOOOOORWAAAAAAAAAY~”
Norway stops choking to hear the scariest name calling he had ever heard, even worse than Belarus calling for Big Brother Russia.
He looks in your direction to see you with a smile on your face holding the video camera, with the most frightening aura ever.
Iceland also looks and becomes redder in the process.
Now this is going to be fun.
This is a short story!
I hope you enjoy it :iconhappyhappyplz:
Enjoy Norway and Iceland~! :iconyaynorwayplz: :iconyayicelandplz:

I do not own Hetalia or you unless you want me to.
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:iconechoinginsanity15:
EchoingInsanity15 Featured By Owner 21 hours ago  Student Artist
Welp. You're gonna die Norway. You're gonna die. And I brought along my trusty magical pipe of pain!! Ve~!!
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:iconraichufan12:
RaichuFan12 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*Choking on laughter*
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:iconelyanaxlevilove:
elyanaxlevilove Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Wait wat do u men by satisfy???
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:iconwolfy7980:
Wolfy7980 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014
Sex problem ._."
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:iconxxcanadianfrenchiexx:
xXCanadianFrenchieXx Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014  New member
Creepy stare  *Thinking 'I`m going to kill you in your sleep bitch'*
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:iconxxkimberisawesomexx:
xXKimberIsAwesomeXx Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014
You shall make a part 2. Your argus kent is invalid.
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:iconblackraven7372:
BlackRaven7372 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014  Student General Artist
I so ship NorIce! ! ^~^ <3
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:icondecembercat124:
decembercat124 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Lol that's me with my friends
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:iconbloodlily16:
BloodLily16 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Fufufufufufufu~

NORWAY YOU ARE DEAD. :D
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Bluemoonteardrop134 Featured By Owner Edited Oct 25, 2014  New member
Reader- norway~
Norway- 😅
*Thoughts* oh sh*t 😰
Reader- 😠....😡....😄
Iceland- oh no 😰
(Norway and iceland runs off)
Reader- hehehe:D
(Runs after them)
Me- hehehe someone's gonna die 😊
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