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You hear someone shout from the living room.
Norway runs into the kitchen to where you were preparing sugar cookies to hand out.
He hides behind you just before Iceland comes into the kitchen with a highly flustered face gritting his teeth.
Now you were confused.
Why was Norway hiding from Iceland?
“Err…what’s…going on?” You question both countries.
Iceland looks at you then turns away, his face turning even redder.
“He called me big brother~” Norway still crouched behind you cooed mockingly
“He called you big brother? How’d you do that?”
Iceland whips his head toward both of you having a look of rage pasted onto his cool exterior.
Norway chuckled from behind you.
“…what exactly did he do…?”
He just turned his head mumbling something to himself in his own language.
“Well I’m not telling her.” Norway states bluntly
“Neither am I” Iceland replies harshly
“Heeeeeeeey that’s not fair!” You cross your arms and pout.
You were just about to persuade them when you hear a loud obnoxious voice.
“Oi [Name]! You wanna know what happened?” Denmark walks in holding his video camera
Both boys turn their heads and glare at the Danish man.
“Anko, give me the camera.” Norway  stands in front of the Dane his hand outstretched.
“Oh come on~ [Name] deserves to know! I mean she was technically part of i-AAAAAAAACK!!”
Norway grabs his tie and starts to choke him with it.
Denmark’s hold on the camera is let loose and dropped to the ground while the poor Dane is choked.
Seeing this is your chance you pick up the camera while Denmark was being choked by Norway, and Iceland standing by giving death glares to him.
You turn the camera on and go into the gallery,
You press the play video.
It was you.
In the living room
On the couch
Only in your bra and underwear…
On top of Iceland.
“[N-Name] wh-what are y-you doing?!”
“I know you like me Ice~” The so called ‘you’ whispers into his ear.
“I’ll satisfy you~ If you do something for me~”
“…What do you want?”

You go up against his ear,
“Call me big brother~”
Oh Hell No.
“L-Le….Let…g-go…o-of….Nck…necktie!”  Denmark managed to stutter out as Norway kept his grip on.
Norway stops choking to hear the scariest name calling he had ever heard, even worse than Belarus calling for Big Brother Russia.
He looks in your direction to see you with a smile on your face holding the video camera, with the most frightening aura ever.
Iceland also looks and becomes redder in the process.
Now this is going to be fun.
This is a short story!
I hope you enjoy it :iconhappyhappyplz:
Enjoy Norway and Iceland~! :iconyaynorwayplz: :iconyayicelandplz:

I do not own Hetalia or you unless you want me to.
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oneandonlyterminator Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Me: *pulls out clock hand knives* :iconscarybelarusplz: Noooooooorrrrrrrwaaaaaayyyyyyyy~
Denmark: I think that's your que to run, Norge.
Me: did he know what my undergarments look like?
Iceland: I think we ALL know what your undergarments look like, sadly.
Me: Ohohohohoho~ now you ALL are in deep water with me~ *psycho aura appears*
Norway: Way to go little brother.....
Me: Wait........if that wasn't me.......then it was.......:iconnosebleedplz:
Norway: :iconshotablushplz:
Me: *holding nose* I think I'll go........edit this video a bit. Then, you all die.
All three: :iconhideplz:
AtlantisReturns Featured By Owner 2 days ago
"Norway, my dearest Norge, let me tell you something," I leaned close to whisper in his ear, fingertips slowly digging into his shoulders. "I'm going to skin you alive, and then I'm going to roast your skinless body over a fire I made with your flesh." Pulling back, I smiled sweetly at him, then turn around to face Iceland and stalked forward, my footsteps silent in the tense air, only seeming to strengthen the Nordics' sudden awareness of just how deadly I can be. "Emil," I crooked a finger at him, beckoning him forward. He nervously shuffled toward me and I placed a chaste kiss on his cheek. "We'll talk about this later." I hummed as I practically skipped back over to Norway, grasping his ear as I moved past him. "Try to keep up, Lukas, it only takes ten pounds of force to rip off this ear."
Wait, if that was Norway, he probably used magic to make it SEEM like it was me. But that means that.........0.0 :iconnosebleedplz: Brotherly love~ squeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

I think I'll edit the video so it shows Norway, and so Iceland doesn't say my name :3
Unpredictable872 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New member Student General Artist
Well, someone's gonna die tonight~
Ray711 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Me: Norway....
Norway: *backs away slowly*
Me: Where'd you get my underwear...?
Norway: *quiet*
Me: *grabs kitchen scissors*
Denmark: Holy crap, she has scissors! Norge she's Gunna kill you!
Sweden: *takes scissors away*
Denmark: You wanna see why Norge's life is on the line? *shows video to Sweden and Finland*
Sweden: *outs hand over Finland's eyes, and his own, walking away*
Me: Hey, Icey... Ya wanna kill your big brother with me?
starfruit-anon Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That. Was the best thing I've ever read.
bleach347 Featured By Owner Edited Aug 7, 2014  New member Hobbyist Photographer
Iceland lets form an alliance to kill Norway!!
Iceland: ok!
*starts chasing Norway around a table *
Me: Iceland I have a plan*whispers in his ear*
Iceland and me: one two three!
*flips table over landing on Norway*
Me: that felt good!
Iceland: yup!
Other Nordics:...*backs away slowly with hands in the air*
Me and Iceland:*BROFIST*
bleach347 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  New member Hobbyist Photographer
whatthejaeger Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
.....Lets make a porno, icey~
CatcomixSF Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  New member
Wait how'd Norway get my bra and panties? And how did he get my  figure it is not like he has boobs? 
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