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“I WILL KILL YOU!”
You hear someone shout from the living room.
Norway runs into the kitchen to where you were preparing sugar cookies to hand out.
He hides behind you just before Iceland comes into the kitchen with a highly flustered face gritting his teeth.
Now you were confused.
Why was Norway hiding from Iceland?
“Err…what’s…going on?” You question both countries.
Iceland looks at you then turns away, his face turning even redder.
“He called me big brother~” Norway still crouched behind you cooed mockingly
“He called you big brother? How’d you do that?”
Iceland whips his head toward both of you having a look of rage pasted onto his cool exterior.
“HE TRICKED ME! HE USED DIRTY METHODS! HE’S A PERVERT!”
Norway chuckled from behind you.
“…what exactly did he do…?”
He just turned his head mumbling something to himself in his own language.
“Well I’m not telling her.” Norway states bluntly
“Neither am I” Iceland replies harshly
“Heeeeeeeey that’s not fair!” You cross your arms and pout.
You were just about to persuade them when you hear a loud obnoxious voice.
“Oi [Name]! You wanna know what happened?” Denmark walks in holding his video camera
Both boys turn their heads and glare at the Danish man.
“Anko, give me the camera.” Norway  stands in front of the Dane his hand outstretched.
“Oh come on~ [Name] deserves to know! I mean she was technically part of i-AAAAAAAACK!!”
Norway grabs his tie and starts to choke him with it.
Denmark’s hold on the camera is let loose and dropped to the ground while the poor Dane is choked.
Seeing this is your chance you pick up the camera while Denmark was being choked by Norway, and Iceland standing by giving death glares to him.
You turn the camera on and go into the gallery,
You press the play video.
It was you.
.
In the living room
.
On the couch
.
Only in your bra and underwear…
.
On top of Iceland.
.
“[N-Name] wh-what are y-you doing?!”
“I know you like me Ice~” The so called ‘you’ whispers into his ear.
“I’ll satisfy you~ If you do something for me~”
.
.
“…What do you want?”

W-W-What!?
You go up against his ear,
“Call me big brother~”
.
.
.
Oh Hell No.
.
.
.
“L-Le….Let…g-go…o-of….Nck…necktie!”  Denmark managed to stutter out as Norway kept his grip on.
.
.
.
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“NOOOOOOOOOOORWAAAAAAAAAY~”
Norway stops choking to hear the scariest name calling he had ever heard, even worse than Belarus calling for Big Brother Russia.
He looks in your direction to see you with a smile on your face holding the video camera, with the most frightening aura ever.
Iceland also looks and becomes redder in the process.
Now this is going to be fun.
This is a short story!
I hope you enjoy it :iconhappyhappyplz:
Enjoy Norway and Iceland~! :iconyaynorwayplz: :iconyayicelandplz:

I do not own Hetalia or you unless you want me to.
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:iconbluemoonteardrop134:
Bluemoonteardrop134 Featured By Owner Edited 5 days ago  New member
Reader- norway~
Norway- 😅
*Thoughts* oh sh*t 😰
Reader- 😠....😡....😄
Iceland- oh no 😰
(Norway and iceland runs off)
Reader- hehehe:D
(Runs after them)
Me- hehehe someone's gonna die 😊
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RoseMaylieGottschalk Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
France (Scared) [V2] England (Evil) [V3] Romano (Curse) [V2] MAUHAHA you dirty NORRWAYY APH America Scary Yanagi (Evil Smirk) Axel Summons Chakrams in Style Shinya Evil Icon Sebastian Michaelis (Evil Look) [V2] Hiyori Iki (Evil Scheme) [V1] Free APH Russia Icon: Magic Cane Russia (Curse) [V2] 
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OrchidBlossom10 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Student General Artist
When the video part came, I literally clawed myself off my bed, onto the floor, ran into my closet, and started screaming: "FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NO FUCK NO WHO DID THIS ITS PHOTOSHOP PAPA SWEDEN SOMEONE PHOTOSHOPPED MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Then I took deep breaths and said: "IM GOING TO DIE." Before walking back to my bed to continue.....


IM NOT OKAY
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Michelle4288 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  New member
You two better run for your lives!
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Hamsterluver502 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014
Me:...Icy...I will talk to you after I am done mutilating your brother.
Norway:*hides*
Me:Noorrwwaay! Come back here! You have some serious explaining to do!
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Itsinmybloodyouknow Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
AW HOSKA NE!!!! NORVENGEK BERSTANDO!!!!! (Grabs longire, duct tape and tranquilizer) Nooorrrrrrwwwwwaaaayyyy~
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Hetalianloverkiku Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
CRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP What. The. HECK. What The Hell - Avatar WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED 
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Nada10100 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Do You Wanna Die HEY NORWAY! *GRABS ASUNA'S SWORD* THIS IS GONNA BE THE END OF YOU *RUNS AFTER HIM*
NORGE:AH!  *RUNS FOR HIS LIFE* 
ME: AHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

EVERYONE ELSE:what Soundwave  UHHH,okay
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LILLYROSE17 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Student Writer
Norge needs a high five..... in the face..... with a chair.... made of steel..... with spikes on it.......that have been dipped in poison ..........
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SugarKittyPanda Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Clem Epic face *grabs chainsaw* Hey nooorway~
Norway: sweet butter cookies..someone please help me *runs*
not on my watch~ *chases after*
Everyone in the scene: Jordan is disturbed  o^o ....
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I'm sorry..I just had to XD
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