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“I WILL KILL YOU!”
You hear someone shout from the living room.
Norway runs into the kitchen to where you were preparing sugar cookies to hand out.
He hides behind you just before Iceland comes into the kitchen with a highly flustered face gritting his teeth.
Now you were confused.
Why was Norway hiding from Iceland?
“Err…what’s…going on?” You question both countries.
Iceland looks at you then turns away, his face turning even redder.
“He called me big brother~” Norway still crouched behind you cooed mockingly
“He called you big brother? How’d you do that?”
Iceland whips his head toward both of you having a look of rage pasted onto his cool exterior.
“HE TRICKED ME! HE USED DIRTY METHODS! HE’S A PERVERT!”
Norway chuckled from behind you.
“…what exactly did he do…?”
He just turned his head mumbling something to himself in his own language.
“Well I’m not telling her.” Norway states bluntly
“Neither am I” Iceland replies harshly
“Heeeeeeeey that’s not fair!” You cross your arms and pout.
You were just about to persuade them when you hear a loud obnoxious voice.
“Oi [Name]! You wanna know what happened?” Denmark walks in holding his video camera
Both boys turn their heads and glare at the Danish man.
“Anko, give me the camera.” Norway  stands in front of the Dane his hand outstretched.
“Oh come on~ [Name] deserves to know! I mean she was technically part of i-AAAAAAAACK!!”
Norway grabs his tie and starts to choke him with it.
Denmark’s hold on the camera is let loose and dropped to the ground while the poor Dane is choked.
Seeing this is your chance you pick up the camera while Denmark was being choked by Norway, and Iceland standing by giving death glares to him.
You turn the camera on and go into the gallery,
You press the play video.
It was you.
.
In the living room
.
On the couch
.
Only in your bra and underwear…
.
On top of Iceland.
.
“[N-Name] wh-what are y-you doing?!”
“I know you like me Ice~” The so called ‘you’ whispers into his ear.
“I’ll satisfy you~ If you do something for me~”
.
.
“…What do you want?”

W-W-What!?
You go up against his ear,
“Call me big brother~”
.
.
.
Oh Hell No.
.
.
.
“L-Le….Let…g-go…o-of….Nck…necktie!”  Denmark managed to stutter out as Norway kept his grip on.
.
.
.
.
“NOOOOOOOOOOORWAAAAAAAAAY~”
Norway stops choking to hear the scariest name calling he had ever heard, even worse than Belarus calling for Big Brother Russia.
He looks in your direction to see you with a smile on your face holding the video camera, with the most frightening aura ever.
Iceland also looks and becomes redder in the process.
Now this is going to be fun.
This is a short story!
I hope you enjoy it :iconhappyhappyplz:
Enjoy Norway and Iceland~! :iconyaynorwayplz: :iconyayicelandplz:

I do not own Hetalia or you unless you want me to.
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:iconghostly-polar:
Ghostly-Polar Featured By Owner Edited Jun 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*grabs scythe* Norge, i would start running....very,very far....:iconreturnvitalregionplz:Lewis 
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:iconkspowell2002:
Kspowell2002 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2015  Student Filmographer
Alright kids gather round
its time for perverted stories with denmark
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:iconmidnightdash2137:
MidnightDash2137 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015  Student Digital Artist
I am now Russia.
I'm happy now.
Run Boys run.
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:iconqueeniepie10:
queeniepie10 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2015   Writer
Someone is going to die. =-= (but i loved it <3 )
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:iconashleynwoods:
AshleynWoods Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Wait... HOW DAFUQ DID YOU GET THOSE
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:iconiitheheroii2:
iiTheHeroii2 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015
Norge,you better start running because you are going to die
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:iconkotadog88:
kotadog88 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
*mumbles somethign abotu cutting norways faborite tiny place*
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:iconmistpaw89:
Mistpaw89 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2015  Student Writer
YOU WILL FUCKING DIE!
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:icontiwiluna:
TiwiLuna Featured By Owner Edited May 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
....
I'm just gonna go and get my shotgun...
And a box of varios poisons...
And a shovel...
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:iconwhybot221:
Whybot221 Featured By Owner May 4, 2015
yep i'm gonna kill Norway
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:icongamerchic286:
gamerchic286 Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Student General Artist
Why was Norway hiding from Iceland?
“Err…what’s…going on?” You question both countries.
Iceland looks at you then turns away, his face turning even redder.
“He called me big brother~” Norway still crouched behind you coo mockly. "You used magic didn't you?" Looks at norway.
Norway: how did you know?!?!
Me: I just know.
(That is the response I would use,cause as soon as Norway said he called him big brother I just knew he used magic to trick him into saying it!)

I'm a wizard. O-o
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:iconnevermoremist:
Nevermoremist Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015
Wow you described me quite accurately. Been thinking of writing a story with Belarus in it *starts evil plotting* :evillaugh:
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:iconlittleshing123:
littleshing123 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015
Wait, why would I be..? O_o

NORWAY IS A DEAD MAN!!!!!!
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:iconwafflepawzz:
Wafflepawzz Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015   Traditional Artist
Omg Im dYinG 😂 RUN NORWAY RUN!!!!!!
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:iconsandy345:
Sandy345 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Is it wired that I was sitting here with a knife
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:iconanimegeek1235:
animegeek1235 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015
Run Norway run like a Italian
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:iconzashimerrontous:
ZasHiMerRonTouS Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Imagine Norway running down the hall as fast as he can
with the same straight face he always has.
Just like:
Sonic Running :l gotta go fast
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:iconpinkittwice54:
pinkittwice54 Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
that's awesome!!
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:iconanimegeek1235:
animegeek1235 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015
XD
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:iconhetalovergirl:
hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015
Me: OH NOOOOOOORWAAAAAY?!? Where are you? *giggles* It's time to die.
Norway: *running like an Italian*
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:iconelectricalminx:
ElectricalMiNx Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Me: I have got to admit, Luka and Norge looks alot like each other...
Luka: NORGEEEE~...Eunhyuk Crazy Smile 
Emilia and Emil: Norge, run...
Lukas: *Already ran away* FNAF bonnie run 
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:iconhispanicgirl1313:
Hispanicgirl1313 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015  Student General Artist
Me: Is it weird I used my female Nordic OC for this- *gets pushed by Northland* 
Northland: *viking aura holding a halbred* Oh, big brother!~ 
The Boys: *gulps*
Denmark: Crap, Nor, RUN!!!!!!
Iceland and Northland: *starts chasing Norway, Northland with a halbred and Iceland with an army of puffins*
Me: *slow clap* Bold trick Norway. Really bold! 
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:icondestinymace:
DestinyMace Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
*Pulls out daggers and smiles evilly*
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:iconpowerfulannie:
PowerfulAnnie Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: (pulls out a gun which I call Carrie X3)Say your last words.
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
Did he use magic or something?
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:iconelise-andrews:
Elise-Andrews Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
“NOOOOOOOOOOORWAAAAAAAAAY~”
Norway stops choking to hear the scariest name calling he had ever heard, even worse than Belarus calling for Big Brother Russia.

*Slow Claps*
I can definitely be like that, this was awesome!
:iconyaynorway-plz:
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:iconambro1502:
Ambro1502 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
Huehuehuehuehuehue someone gonna get hurt tonight~!
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:iconchocolatelover2003:
ChocolateLover2003 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015
Norway... *whips out trusty chainsaw called Cassy* You're going to get it...
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:iconpopalola1234:
popalola1234 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015
Denmark never learns... He always has the tie on even when he knows he could get choked at any minute...
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:iconaphy-taffy:
Aphy-Taffy Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015
*pulls out twin daggers*
*tuts* These boys never learn. C:<
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:iconpinpale:
pinpale Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Guess whose going to be murdered tonight..?
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:iconkirychan1226:
Kirychan1226 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Student Digital Artist
that was as funny as the pairing FrUK.
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:iconiggyalfi2319:
IggyAlfi2319 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Never mess with girl decency

Loooool :D
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:iconanahira303:
Anahira303 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
Norway~ RUN FOR YOUR LIFE I'm coming for you~

norway: *already gone like the wind*
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:iconmoonlightthecat120:
moonlightthecat120 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015
Well tonight's the night bithes die
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:iconthefiredragonesreshi:
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Student Filmographer
Can I join you?
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:iconmoonlightthecat120:
moonlightthecat120 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015
Yes you can *hands her a gun*
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:iconthefiredragonesreshi:
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  Student Filmographer
*takes gun* now let's kill some bitches
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:iconmoonlightthecat120:
moonlightthecat120 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015
*starts shooting at nor ways feet* dance bitch dance!!!
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:iconthefiredragonesreshi:
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Student Filmographer
Lol
Norway: this woman's crazy!
Latvia: not as scary as Russia
Russia: :D
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:iconmoonlightthecat120:
moonlightthecat120 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
Norway if you ever do that again I will actually shoot you okay

Norway: *noddes*
Me: ok good
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:iconthefiredragonesreshi:
TheFireDragonesReshi Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Student Filmographer
Russia: imma leave now da?
Me: *nods*
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:icongeekgal123:
geekgal123 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Student General Artist
Someone will lose an eye *_*
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:icondinonutstar:
dinoNUTSTAR Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Student Artist
SOME DO SAY I ACT LIKE RUSSIA!!
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:iconangelnotes:
AngelNotes Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Student Artist
Someones gonna die today. *smirks in an evil manner and grabs machete*
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:iconbluemoonteardrop134:
Bluemoonteardrop134 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD XD hahahahahahaha I love it
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:iconbluemoonteardrop134:
Bluemoonteardrop134 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD XD hahahahahahaha I love it
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:iconsmilehd10:
Smilehd10 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 1, 2015
I SHALL BRING MY TRUSTY ROPE,TIE UP NORWAY AND I SHALL TORTURE HIM!!!MWHAHAHAHAHAHAJunko Enoshima (Insane Laugh) [V2] Junko Enoshima (Insane Laugh) [V2] 
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:iconechoinginsanity15:
EchoingInsanity15 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Student Artist
Welp. You're gonna die Norway. You're gonna die. And I brought along my trusty magical pipe of pain!! Ve~!!
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:iconraichufan12:
RaichuFan12 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*Choking on laughter*
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