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“I WILL KILL YOU!”
You hear someone shout from the living room.
Norway runs into the kitchen to where you were preparing sugar cookies to hand out.
He hides behind you just before Iceland comes into the kitchen with a highly flustered face gritting his teeth.
Now you were confused.
Why was Norway hiding from Iceland?
“Err…what’s…going on?” You question both countries.
Iceland looks at you then turns away, his face turning even redder.
“He called me big brother~” Norway still crouched behind you cooed mockingly
“He called you big brother? How’d you do that?”
Iceland whips his head toward both of you having a look of rage pasted onto his cool exterior.
“HE TRICKED ME! HE USED DIRTY METHODS! HE’S A PERVERT!”
Norway chuckled from behind you.
“…what exactly did he do…?”
He just turned his head mumbling something to himself in his own language.
“Well I’m not telling her.” Norway states bluntly
“Neither am I” Iceland replies harshly
“Heeeeeeeey that’s not fair!” You cross your arms and pout.
You were just about to persuade them when you hear a loud obnoxious voice.
“Oi [Name]! You wanna know what happened?” Denmark walks in holding his video camera
Both boys turn their heads and glare at the Danish man.
“Anko, give me the camera.” Norway  stands in front of the Dane his hand outstretched.
“Oh come on~ [Name] deserves to know! I mean she was technically part of i-AAAAAAAACK!!”
Norway grabs his tie and starts to choke him with it.
Denmark’s hold on the camera is let loose and dropped to the ground while the poor Dane is choked.
Seeing this is your chance you pick up the camera while Denmark was being choked by Norway, and Iceland standing by giving death glares to him.
You turn the camera on and go into the gallery,
You press the play video.
It was you.
.
In the living room
.
On the couch
.
Only in your bra and underwear…
.
On top of Iceland.
.
“[N-Name] wh-what are y-you doing?!”
“I know you like me Ice~” The so called ‘you’ whispers into his ear.
“I’ll satisfy you~ If you do something for me~”
.
.
“…What do you want?”

W-W-What!?
You go up against his ear,
“Call me big brother~”
.
.
.
Oh Hell No.
.
.
.
“L-Le….Let…g-go…o-of….Nck…necktie!”  Denmark managed to stutter out as Norway kept his grip on.
.
.
.
.
“NOOOOOOOOOOORWAAAAAAAAAY~”
Norway stops choking to hear the scariest name calling he had ever heard, even worse than Belarus calling for Big Brother Russia.
He looks in your direction to see you with a smile on your face holding the video camera, with the most frightening aura ever.
Iceland also looks and becomes redder in the process.
Now this is going to be fun.
This is a short story!
I hope you enjoy it :iconhappyhappyplz:
Enjoy Norway and Iceland~! :iconyaynorwayplz: :iconyayicelandplz:

I do not own Hetalia or you unless you want me to.
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:iconcatcomixsf:
CatcomixSF Featured By Owner 13 hours ago  New member
Wait how'd Norway get my bra and panties? And how did he get my  figure it is not like he has boobs? 
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NatureTune Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New member
me *drops camera on the floor while walking, than STOMPS on it and crashed it completely* You had your fun....now my turn Hmm. Evil plotting in progress. <evil laughEVIL Laughter! , and demonic Devilish aura>
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ClassicCupcake Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Kazakhstan: C'mere, I won't do anything! Exept Smashing your face against a wall made out of burning hot steel~ FOR ONE HOUR!! COME HERE YOU LITTLE-
*finny comes in and holds my mouth shut*
Finnland: Na-na-na, We won't say this sentence done!
Denmark: You need to see this tape! And you'll understand why she wants to kill norge...
Finnland: *watches tape* Oh My ... MY EYES!!!
Kazakhstan: HEY!!
Finnland: How could all of you not see that this is Norge?!
Iceland: The Underwear ... I was concentrated on Kazakhstan's underwear...
Kazakhstan: YOU KNOW HOW MY UNDERWEAR LOOKS LIKE?!
Sweden: Everyone of us knows how you look in underwear ...
Kasakhstan: *dark aura* Ahahahaha~ You are sooooo deep in the ground right now, all of you~
Denmark: Fellow Nordics, RUN!! YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!
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AkiraSaphire Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014
... Did Norway dressed up like Reader-chan....?

.... :iconmotherofgod-plz:

:iconyaynorwayplz:
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:iconmortalinstruments14:
MortalInstruments14 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014  Student General Artist
OH MY GOD I FREAKING DIED!!!!!!!! NORWAY I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
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seerofheros Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Haiti: ok.....who wants to be beaten the shit out of first? * shadows seemingly lean towards Haiti *
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:iconstartedfromtheasylum:
StartedFromTheAsylum Featured By Owner Edited 5 days ago  New member Student General Artist
Dominican rep.: calm down girl dang!Uhh What 
(U got a Oc Haiti too? HI FIVEdance 
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Hetaliamusicdrama1 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
He hehe he hehehe *DIE MOTHERFUCKER! *shot* 
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shyshy2001 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
hellige helvete Sigh *Sigh*  some people just NEED to be high-five'd in the face with a chair, made of steel, on fire, from hell. The Seriously Evil Laugh 
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:iconkat-of-awsomeness:
Kat-of-awsomeness Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm part Russian so my brother is Russia....makes sense
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