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“I WILL KILL YOU!”
You hear someone shout from the living room.
Norway runs into the kitchen to where you were preparing sugar cookies to hand out.
He hides behind you just before Iceland comes into the kitchen with a highly flustered face gritting his teeth.
Now you were confused.
Why was Norway hiding from Iceland?
“Err…what’s…going on?” You question both countries.
Iceland looks at you then turns away, his face turning even redder.
“He called me big brother~” Norway still crouched behind you cooed mockingly
“He called you big brother? How’d you do that?”
Iceland whips his head toward both of you having a look of rage pasted onto his cool exterior.
“HE TRICKED ME! HE USED DIRTY METHODS! HE’S A PERVERT!”
Norway chuckled from behind you.
“…what exactly did he do…?”
He just turned his head mumbling something to himself in his own language.
“Well I’m not telling her.” Norway states bluntly
“Neither am I” Iceland replies harshly
“Heeeeeeeey that’s not fair!” You cross your arms and pout.
You were just about to persuade them when you hear a loud obnoxious voice.
“Oi [Name]! You wanna know what happened?” Denmark walks in holding his video camera
Both boys turn their heads and glare at the Danish man.
“Anko, give me the camera.” Norway  stands in front of the Dane his hand outstretched.
“Oh come on~ [Name] deserves to know! I mean she was technically part of i-AAAAAAAACK!!”
Norway grabs his tie and starts to choke him with it.
Denmark’s hold on the camera is let loose and dropped to the ground while the poor Dane is choked.
Seeing this is your chance you pick up the camera while Denmark was being choked by Norway, and Iceland standing by giving death glares to him.
You turn the camera on and go into the gallery,
You press the play video.
It was you.
.
In the living room
.
On the couch
.
Only in your bra and underwear…
.
On top of Iceland.
.
“[N-Name] wh-what are y-you doing?!”
“I know you like me Ice~” The so called ‘you’ whispers into his ear.
“I’ll satisfy you~ If you do something for me~”
.
.
“…What do you want?”

W-W-What!?
You go up against his ear,
“Call me big brother~”
.
.
.
Oh Hell No.
.
.
.
“L-Le….Let…g-go…o-of….Nck…necktie!”  Denmark managed to stutter out as Norway kept his grip on.
.
.
.
.
“NOOOOOOOOOOORWAAAAAAAAAY~”
Norway stops choking to hear the scariest name calling he had ever heard, even worse than Belarus calling for Big Brother Russia.
He looks in your direction to see you with a smile on your face holding the video camera, with the most frightening aura ever.
Iceland also looks and becomes redder in the process.
Now this is going to be fun.
This is a short story!
I hope you enjoy it :iconhappyhappyplz:
Enjoy Norway and Iceland~! :iconyaynorwayplz: :iconyayicelandplz:

I do not own Hetalia or you unless you want me to.
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:iconjessiejones20jessie:
NOOOOOOORRRRRRWWWWAAAYYY YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU MUTHFUCKIN PERV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconangel-of-damnation:
Me: *looks at iceland* :pokerface: ....  Sunny (SNSD) 
:iconyayicelandplz: :   Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) 
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:iconashleyjasmine:
NORRRGGGEEEEE PREPARE TO DIEEEEEEE!
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:icondat-crazy-otaku-girl:
dat-crazy-otaku-girl Apr 12, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Me: *crushes video camera and grabs a kitchen knife*
Norway: ...shit *runs away*
Me: YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Norway: shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit...
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:iconmochiface:
Norge~ Tell me how you know what my underwear looks like. Also, you can go sit in the corner while I lecture you like Kankri. Ice...I didn't know....but...wow...


Me: N9rge it is very imp9lite 9f you to invade my pers9nal inf9rmati9n. 6ecause of this, I-
Denmark: Shut up already! The king demands so.
Me:.....Ice I didn't know you felt like this about me....
Iceland: uhh well..........
Norway: It is okay brother. All you have to do is call me big brother, and I will make all your dreams come true.
Iceland: No! I won't call you that anymore! Leave me alone!
Finland: oh dear. Are we still on that?
Sweden: Y's, y's w' ar'.
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:iconlunaflyaway:
Me: Hey Nor?
Norway: Yes?
Me: Do you know what today is?
Norway: Not really. Sorry.
Me: *sudden Russia aura* Well then let me fill you in, it's the day you die *charging with knife*

~timeskip~
Arthur: How many more times are you going to kill him?
Me: I dunno...... 67?
Arthur: Well can you tell me in advance? These constant revival spells are tiring.
Me: Gotcha, I'll make sure he's only slightly dead next time.
Arthur: *facepalm*
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:iconfn-femnorway:
FN-FemNorway Apr 10, 2014  New member Hobbyist Photographer
I love your comment!
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:icondark-winged-kitsune:
dark-winged-kitsune Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh Norway~ *picks up Denmark's ax* *charges at him*
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:icongothicanimelover5309:
You know what I would have done gone to Iggy disguise myself as norway and do the same to Denmark then sell the tape to Japan
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