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You let out a long sigh as you exited out of the meeting room

“These meeting’s are absolutely pointless…”

You made your way down the long corridor

“[Name]! [Name]! [Name] [Name] [Name]!”

You stop walking and turn around only to be tackled by a large figure

“Ow! That hurt Mathias!” You knocked the Dane on the head

He had a large grin planted on his mouth, wider than ever.

“Guess what I got my hands on~”

Now that he said something, you noticed he was holding something behind his back

You raised your eyebrows, then furrowed them

“What another pastry? Because if it is I’m going to--”

“No no no! Look!”

He shoves the unknown object in front of your face

Backing away slightly to get a better view you see it’s a little black book with a little bunny charm hanging out of it.

“…it’s a book…” was your smart response

Mathias started to jump up and down excitedly

“Oi! Not just any book! It’s Lukas’s Diary!”

Your eyes widened and you couldn’t help but crack a smile just thinking about what the country of Norway could have written in his diary.

Mathias put on a triumphant grin at seeing the smirk slapped across your features.

“I managed to get my hands on it while we supposedly ran out of butter if you know what I mean” He wiggled his eyebrows

You giggled at the Dane

“Well have you read any of it yet?”

“Nope! That’s why I wanted to catch up to you so we could both read it!”

It wouldn’t surprise you that Mathias would want to offer you to read it since you both were like best friends and had some of the same interests

One of them was pestering the personification of Norway.

“Well okay then! I would offer to go to my place but it’s a mess and I’d rather have no one see it…” you rubbed the back of your head sheepishly

“Don’t worry you can come over to my place!”

You raised your eyebrows

“But won’t Lukas be there? He’ll catch us and we’d be in deep shit.”

“Don’t worry! None of the guys are going to be there trust me! Lukas has a meeting with his boss and won’t be back around 9 or so!”

You had an uneasy feeling but thought nothing about it and went on with the crazy Dane’s plan.

He drove you back to his place where he gave you some hot cocoa and some untainted Danish pastries.

Both of you are now in the living room sitting on the ground by the coffee table with the diary set in the middle of the table.

You both stare at it as if something was going to jump out of it

“Err…are you sure this is a good idea?” You start to question your actions

He furrows his eyebrows

“This is a chance of a lifetime [Name]! We may never know the contents of which this book holds ever again!”

“Well I’m not taking any chances of getting a weird curse on me if I open it so I leave the honors to you” You cross your arms and pout

Mathias sticks out his tongue and then proceeds to open the book
The curious side of you got the better and you leaned toward it to read what it says

January 12th 2011

Tino told we that I should start writing a diary to keep track of my past, so this is my first diary entry

I’m not sure what I’m supposed to talk about, he said I was supposed to write interesting events that

Have happened but nothing’s happened today so..

Denmark is annoying

You both looked at each other and burst into a fit of laughter

“H-He actually…wrote…that!” Mathias said in between laughs

“Oh my god that was just too much! His first diary entry was just—PFFT!”

After uncontrollable laughter you two managed to pull yourselves together and continue on

“Hmm…how about we skip ahead to the next year”

Mathias flips the pages further in and stops at a spot

March 8th 2012

Today at the meeting a new country was introduced to us, her name was [Name] the personification

Of [Country name]. She had [e/c] eyes, [h/l][h/c] hair, and I had to say she was very beautiful, I couldn’t

Help myself from cowering away, I’m too shy to introduce myself to her like that. Anko pulled her to

The group and she had a sweet voice, it was sort of magical…

That Dane had his arm around her waist…

It slid further down…

…That pervert

I choked him…

Anko, touch her again like that and you won’t just get a choking.

Now there was Mathias on the ground, pounding his fist on it trying to breathe while you just sat there with a blush spread across your face at the words the Norwegian wrote in the diary.

“AHAHA! I remember that day! When I grabbed your butt—ACKKK!”

You grabbed his tie and choked him the same way Lukas did.

“I will have your head for this!” You threatened the purple faced Dane.

“G-G-Give!... Jeg giver op!” He managed to say and you decided to let go of his tie before you fully suffocate him

He pants for air then puts on another smile

“Shall we continue? Let’s see if he wrote anything else on here about you~!”

You turned away from him completely embarrassed

“..fine…” you grumbled out

Mathias turned the pages again

May 17th 2012

Well today is my birthday and like always Anko threw me a birthday party

The only thing different about this one though was he invited [Name].

I felt this weird feeling in my chest, my heart…it was pounding so fast

The party turned out greater than I expected and I got some neat gifts.

Tino and Berwald gave me a plush throw with my country’s flag on it,

Little brother gave me a book on Norwegian myths but I insisted him on

Calling me big brother again but that didn’t happen, Anko gave me a

Knitted sweatshirt with my flag colors, and [Name]… she gave me a

Pink stuffed rabbit… it was…so cute…when she handed it to me I could

See her red cheeks,

I shall cherish this gift for a lifetime.

Your cheeks went red again and you could help but let out a long ‘Aww’ at that last line

Neither could Mathias.

“Oi! [Name]! Looks like Lukas has got a soft spot for you am I right~?” He elbows you in the shoulder

Your blush became darker

Had Lukas really liked you? Or did he just find you interesting in a creepy way?

“J-Just continue already!” You scolded the Dane, you were curious to see what else he had written in his journal

“Okay okay calm your tits woman.”

He started to flip through the pages

“Hey! Here’s a recent entry!”

He stopped at another page

April 13, 2013

This thing has been bothering me for the past month now, it’s [Name].

She always hangs out with Anko…it’s just not fair, why does she want to

Hang out with Anko? He’s so annoying, I wish she would notice me more

My heart pounds fast every time I see her whether it be walking through

The halls, or in the conference room when we’re all seated. I can’t get her

Out of my mind, I’ve even tried to masturbate—

“What are you two doing.”

You and Mathias both freeze and turn around to see Lukas standing in the doorway of the living room

“H-Hey N-Norge, I th-thought you h-had a meeting w-with your b-boss!” Mathias managed to stutter out making it obvious you two were up to something

Lukas narrowed his eyes at him

“Our matters were short and easy to deal with, now what are you two doing.”

Mathias crawled over to you as Lukas walked toward the coffee table—

Oh shit the coffee table


Before you could grab the book his eyes locked onto it

That was the first moment you ever saw Lukas show any emotion

But it wasn’t exactly the pleasant kind

Worst part was a corner of the page folded over leaving where you both left off reading

You both quivered in fear as he picked up the book and opened it to that page

And for the first time

You see a blush creep on to the Norwegian’s poker face.

He looked up from the book and his eyes were completely filled with something you could not explain

“Th-There’s n-nothing wrong with that Lukas! I-It’s normal for guys t-to do…that kind o-of thing….” Your voice showed complete fear

“Y-Yeah! I-I mean I do it all the time!” Mathias added in

You elbowed him in the gut

“Not helping ass face.” You whispered into his ear

There was a moment of silence for the three of you,

Lukas hovering over your two cowering figures

“Did you read the rest of it.”

Now his eyes were staring straight into you, no not at you into you.

You shook your head slightly

He walked over to you and pulled you up off of the ground


He lead you out of the room and into the hallway where he pushed you against the wall

Afraid of being scolded you shut your eyes in fright and turned your head

But nothing came, not a word was said

You opened your eyes to see Lukas holding the book in front of your face

“Read it again.”

Trusting him, you took the book and flipped open and read it over again

April 13, 2013

This thing has been bothering me for the past month now, it’s [Name].

She always hangs out with Anko…it’s just not fair, why does she want to

Hang out with Anko? He’s so annoying, I wish she would notice me more

My heart pounds fast every time I see her whether it be walking through

The halls, or in the conference room when we’re all seated. I can’t get her

Out of my mind, I’ve even tried to masturbate. I would never be able to find

A girl like that…one that would make me feel this way. I wish I could tell her

Those three words I’ve wanted to say for the past year…

Jeg elsker deg [Name]…

I love you.

You closed the book with little tear bubbles in your eyes,

You looked up at Lukas and see the most sincere smile in your whole life

“Jeg elsker deg [Name], very much.”

You threw your arms around him and planted a kiss on his lips

“I love you too, I’m glad I read your diary”

“Hey hey! I was the one who stole it from him!”

You both turned to see Mathias peeking his head around the corner with a victorious smile stretched on his mouth

Not even a second later did Lukas start to choke him with his tie

You laughed

One thing’s for sure it’s that always be cautious when opening a Norwegian’s diary.
[WARNING: Some strong language, and sexual references]
You have been WARNED :iconwooooplz:
This is a request, another anonymous one :icondontunderstandplz:
I like you anonymous person :iconiseeplz:
I like Norway so I'm so cool with you
Well enjoy This piece of fine land :iconrightarrowplz: :iconsexynorwayplz:

I do not own Hetalia or youUnless you want me to
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KittyTheOtakuGirl Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
I love reading peoples diaries and texts.... sometimes their emails.... but only people I have met in person
Itsinmybloodyouknow Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This is why I don't read diaries..... But really, why are you trying to masturbate to me?
AllTehSingleErenz Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xXFABUXx Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014
The masturbation part killed me XD
Toryii Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student Digital Artist
aiimee9 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014  Student Writer
(Gets hit with the fluff feels)gaakk!!
icespark1298 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014
Me: “…it’s a book…” was your smart response
Denmark: *Nicolas cage face* You don't say?
CatcomixSF Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014
He said he tried does that mean he failed or something?
fizzy-soda-pop Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*face blushes a million shades of red*
Ray711 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
When he wrote:I’ve even tried to masturbate
I was like:
Wish, Norge... O—O ... That escalated quickly...
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